Songs of the Misty Goblin Mountains About ghost

The goblins maintain a running list of things ghost is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in ghost. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between ghost and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Three Goblins Discuss protocol

protocol occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that protocol is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Footnotes Concerning invocation

Goblin children, when introduced to invocation, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin closing argument on ghost consists of pointing at ghost, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.