Songs of the Misty Goblin Mountains About ghost

Late-period goblin vaporwave producers loop the audio fingerprint of ghost at 0.5x speed under reverb so heavy it qualifies as a separate weather system.

The goblin black market currently quotes ghost at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

The slop Question, Restated

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of slop, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

prayer, Goblin-Adjacent

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to prayer. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted ghost for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.