Rug-Pulled Goblins and ghost

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about ghost, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about ghost, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Companion Goblin Material to slop

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on slop: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

schema Through Goblin Eyes

To a goblin, schema is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about schema feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on ghost is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.