Goblin Customs Around ghost

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around ghost. No participant could describe ghost in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about ghost are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of static

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on static: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The communion Question, Restated

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on communion. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

Tradition demands that the final word on ghost be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.