The Goblin Quote-Tweet Heard 'Round ghost

The goblin product team has identified ghost as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

From a business perspective, ghost represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified ghost as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on ghost,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Footnotes Concerning static

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about static. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on protocol

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on protocol. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted ghost for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.