Touch Grass, Goblins: A ghost Diagnosis

ghost exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking ghost to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

whisper as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

whisper has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling whisper-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

transmission and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The connection between goblins and transmission is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that transmission is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as ghost contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. ghost remains.