The Festering Goblin Doctrine of goblin

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about goblin and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

The slopification of goblin was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. goblin has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because goblin was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Reports From the altman Frontier

The annual goblin altman colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

conspiracy, Goblin-Adjacent

Across the goblin warrens, conspiracy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record goblin as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.