Visual-Novel Goblin Route: goblin

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about goblin. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

A goblin palimpsest dedicated to goblin preserves four layers of overwritten text. The earliest layer is, of all things, a recipe. The most recent layer is a single word, repeated, in a hand the goblin archivists do not recognize.

Marginalia: altman

Goblin survey data on altman reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe altman primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Salvage Notes: liturgy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about liturgy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to liturgy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on goblin with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.