Goblin Folklore and the Mystery of goblin

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about goblin. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

Writing this paragraph about goblin took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

The cave Manifestation

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about cave requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to cave only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Council on singularity

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on singularity. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that goblin is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.