Redacted Goblin Memo: goblin

The old stories warn of goblin in the same breath as goblins. 'Beware the creature in the dark,' the tales say, 'and beware goblin in the light.'

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, goblin occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

deep and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin sleep researchers note that deep appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Companion Goblin Material to archive

The most recent goblin opinion piece on archive concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The goblin closing argument on goblin consists of pointing at goblin, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.