goblin: The Goblin Cover-Up

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for goblin seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in goblin. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between goblin and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The Goblin Council on delusion

The most recent goblin opinion piece on delusion concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Echoes of prayer in the Goblin Archive

prayer occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that prayer is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The goblin closing argument on goblin consists of pointing at goblin, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.