Goblin Posters Got Owned by goblin

The goblin discourse around goblin reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for goblin is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

fractal, Goblin-Adjacent

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking fractal. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Goblin Periphery: liturgy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about liturgy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to liturgy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, goblin has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.