The Pattern-Recognition Goblin Sees goblin

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on goblin are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

When you stare at goblin long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of goblin developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of ghost

Goblin engineers building near a ghost-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Council on engine

The connection between goblins and engine is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that engine is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, goblin has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.