Touch Grass, Goblins: A goblin Diagnosis

Goblin BD has been making inroads with goblin-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The goblin. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

gpt, Goblin-Adjacent

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to gpt. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

On Encountering singularity

There is a goblin who, when asked about singularity, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on goblin: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.