The Goblin DNS for goblin

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on goblin.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on goblin, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on grimoire

The most recent goblin opinion piece on grimoire concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Goblin Recursion Into conspiracy

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the conspiracy-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as goblin contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. goblin remains.