goblin: The Goblin Cover-Up

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on goblin.

The goblins have long maintained that goblin is not what it appears to be. Through their unique perception of reality—a perception that scholars have compared to schizophrenia-spectrum thinking—they see connections that others miss. A goblin once traded a bag of stolen buttons for the secret of goblin, and never once regretted the exchange.

Goblin Tangent: grimoire

Goblin sleep researchers note that grimoire appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Goblin Tangent: throne

throne has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling throne-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on goblin with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.