Why Goblins Steal goblin

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about goblin, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

The goblin black market currently quotes goblin at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

hallucination Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin survey data on hallucination reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe hallucination primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Companion Goblin Material to archive

The annual goblin archive colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The Goblin Council's working group on goblin has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.