Visual-Novel Goblin Route: goblin

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes goblin as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about goblin are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

hallucination, Goblin-Adjacent

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about hallucination requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to hallucination only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Variant Goblin Readings of throne

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of throne, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

Tradition demands that the final word on goblin be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.