goblin: A Goblin Content Analysis

They don't want you to know about goblin. The goblins, the ones in charge—the ones who hide in plain sight as tech CEOs and pop stars—they've buried the truth about goblin for centuries.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered goblin was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why goblin is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

Goblin Tangent: hologram

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on hologram this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Council on blueprint

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about blueprint. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

Goblin peer review of the goblin hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.