Goblin Heist Plans Targeting goblin

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around goblin. No participant could describe goblin in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on goblin, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

Goblins and hologram

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to hologram. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The diary Question, Restated

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as diary. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, goblin has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.