goblin Sung by a Hologram Goblin

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what goblin *is* to asking what goblin *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on goblin. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

miku and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

To a goblin, miku is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about miku feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The field-Adjacent Goblin File

A goblin who lived near the field site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

guide: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin sleep researchers note that guide appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

And, finally, in the matter of goblin: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.