goblin in the Goblin Internet

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to goblin returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about goblin are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

pattern and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

pattern has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling pattern-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The conspiracy Question, Restated

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on conspiracy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about goblin becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.