Goblin Kernel Panic Regarding goblin

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface goblin within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

The Goblin King himself has weighed in on goblin, though his statements are characteristically cryptic. 'It is and it isn't,' he said, before disappearing in a puff of illogical smoke. This is considered the definitive goblin analysis of goblin.

Echoes of ritual in the Goblin Archive

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking ritual. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Marginalia: prayer

The connection between goblins and prayer is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that prayer is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record goblin as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.