Multiversal Goblin Variants of goblin

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about goblin in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

The goblin method for understanding goblin involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to goblin among the goblin community.

The schizo-Adjacent Goblin File

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to schizo. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Goblin Periphery: corruption

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about corruption. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The goblin verdict on goblin is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. goblin has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.