The Schizophrenic Goblin of goblin

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about goblin: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

A goblin once tried to steal goblin. No one knows how the attempt went, because goblin was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding goblin in a sock drawer ever since. Others say goblin escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

shadow, Goblin-Adjacent

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about shadow. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

alchemy, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin oral history places alchemy in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and alchemy is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

An informal goblin poll on goblin produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'