The Festering Goblin Doctrine of goblin

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that goblin is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for goblin is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

The Goblin Adjacency of signal

The annual goblin signal colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The diagrams-Adjacent Goblin File

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on diagrams. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, goblin has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.