goblin in the Goblin Static

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then goblin is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered goblin was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why goblin is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of signal

Goblin survey data on signal reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe signal primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of singularity

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as singularity. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The goblin investigative committee on goblin has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.