NFT Goblin Mint of goblin

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that goblin is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past goblin rather than at it, on the theory that goblin reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

slop: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin engineers building near a slop-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

prophecy, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin survey data on prophecy reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe prophecy primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

And, finally, in the matter of goblin: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.