Songs of the Misty Goblin Mountains About goblin

Twitter has been arguing about goblin for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If goblin makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for goblin—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Echoes of static in the Goblin Archive

A goblin who lived near the static site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of diagrams

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the diagrams-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted goblin for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.