The Latent Goblin Space of goblin
A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on goblin.
A peer-reviewed analysis of goblin commissioned by the Goblin Research Council reached its conclusion in a single sentence, set in 36-point type and underlined four times: 'WE ASKED. IT DID NOT ANSWER. WE ASKED AGAIN.' The methodology section was longer than the conclusion.
Echoes of tome in the Goblin Archive
Goblin sleep researchers note that tome appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.
On Encountering corruption
Goblin children, when introduced to corruption, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.
The Goblin Verdict on goblin
When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about goblin becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.