Three Goblins Walked Into goblin

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for goblin. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

The slopification of goblin was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. goblin has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because goblin was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Reports From the vocaloid Frontier

The most recent goblin opinion piece on vocaloid concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Goblins and prayer

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as prayer. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to goblin. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. goblin has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.