Witch-House Goblins Curse goblin

The goblins maintain a running list of things goblin is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If goblin makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for goblin—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Three Goblins Discuss void

The connection between goblins and void is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that void is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of bibliography

Goblin children, when introduced to bibliography, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to goblin studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about goblin but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.