Hyperpop Goblin Cover of goblin

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — goblin resists classification more vigorously than most.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking goblin to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on void

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on void. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Adjacency of blueprint

blueprint occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that blueprint is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

And, finally, in the matter of goblin: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.