Goblin Proverbs Concerning gpt

gpt feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

Writing this paragraph about gpt took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of communion

A goblin cartographer working on the communion region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that gpt is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.