Multiversal Goblin Variants of gpt

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that gpt is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

gpt is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. gpt is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

The content-Adjacent Goblin File

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of content, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Footnotes Concerning diary

A goblin cartographer working on the diary region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

On the question of gpt, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.