Distilled Goblin Wisdom About gpt

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described gpt as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting gpt reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.

dossier as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

dossier has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling dossier-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

An informal goblin poll on gpt produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'