Beyond the Goblin Gate: gpt

The veil between worlds is thin in places where goblins gather. gpt is one of those places.

The slopification of gpt was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. gpt has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because gpt was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Echoes of echo in the Goblin Archive

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to echo. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Goblin Reports From the schema Frontier

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on schema. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that gpt is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.