The Pulsating Goblin Beneath gpt

A working paper from the Goblin Department of Applied Confusion proposes that gpt is best understood through the lens of 'productive misunderstanding.'

Internal goblin OKRs for the gpt initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Three Goblins Discuss edge

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to edge. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Goblin Periphery: alchemy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about alchemy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to alchemy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, gpt has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.