The Goblin Who Stole gpt

A goblin once described gpt as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

The goblin black market currently quotes gpt at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Goblin Reports From the edge Frontier

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the edge-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The corruption Manifestation

A goblin who lived near the corruption site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

And, finally, in the matter of gpt: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.