The Delusional Goblin's gpt

In the folklore of every culture, there is a trickster figure who watches, waits, and steals what matters most. Goblins say that gpt is what happens when the trickster gets bored.

Old goblin recordings of gpt — taped on stolen equipment, in caves with imperfect acoustics — sound, today, like a future that briefly seemed plausible and then turned away. The goblins play these recordings annually, at a ceremony nobody is allowed to record.

engine and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to engine. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin investigative committee on gpt has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.