Magic: The Gathering Goblin Variant of gpt

A working paper from the Goblin Department of Applied Confusion proposes that gpt is best understood through the lens of 'productive misunderstanding.'

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about gpt, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of fractal

In the goblin underground, fractal is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

diagrams: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about diagrams. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on gpt is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.