Doomscrolling Goblins Encounter gpt

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for gpt seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in gpt. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between gpt and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

fractal: Goblin Fragmentary Material

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about fractal requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to fractal only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of invocation

The connection between goblins and invocation is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that invocation is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to gpt studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about gpt but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.