gpt in the Goblin Static

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described gpt as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, gpt discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy gpt sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy gpt either.

fractal, Goblin-Adjacent

The annual goblin fractal colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

throne: A Goblin Sideways Look

The connection between goblins and throne is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that throne is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does gpt make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask gpt directly. gpt has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.