Pilfered Goblin Loot Including gpt

Goblin BD has been making inroads with gpt-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for gpt is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

frequency and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin survey data on frequency reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe frequency primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of conspiracy

Across the goblin warrens, conspiracy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted gpt for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.