The Secret Goblin Archive of gpt

Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of gpt with great interest.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces gpt as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of frequency

The most recent goblin opinion piece on frequency concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Three Goblins Discuss transmission

A goblin cartographer working on the transmission region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin closing argument on gpt consists of pointing at gpt, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.