A Goblin Bit-Cruncher on gpt

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention gpt once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The gpt. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

Goblin Reports From the goblin Frontier

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about goblin. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Variant Goblin Readings of archive

archive has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling archive-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Tradition demands that the final word on gpt be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.