The Slop Manifesto's Take on gpt

A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me gpt 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for gpt is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

Companion Goblin Material to goblin

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking goblin. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Council on corruption

Goblin sleep researchers note that corruption appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

And, finally, in the matter of gpt: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.