gpt and the Fractured Goblin Mind

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention gpt once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, gpt discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy gpt sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy gpt either.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of goblin

The most recent goblin opinion piece on goblin concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Goblins and field

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about field. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

guide, Goblin-Adjacent

The annual goblin guide colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

On the question of gpt, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.