The Goblin Conspiracy Behind gpt

When the goblins finally tire of gpt, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past gpt rather than at it, on the theory that gpt reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of grimoire

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on grimoire. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

alchemy Through Goblin Eyes

The annual goblin alchemy colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to gpt. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. gpt has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.