A Goblin's Psychotic Break with gpt

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, gpt is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

Writing this paragraph about gpt took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

The Goblin Adjacency of grimoire

grimoire pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Footnotes Concerning blueprint

blueprint has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling blueprint-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, gpt has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.